Saturday, August 27, 2011

Irene haiku


Pine needles rustling,

Harbingers of fall, but no:

The tree squashed my car.


No power, no gas.

Water’s off. With my flashlight,

Though, I read Miss Pym.


Mudslide trauma, then

More checks for the contractors.

What was I thinking?


A gallon per day

Of bottled water, they said.

I’d sooner have gin.


Looters rummaging

Through the wreckage of my house.

Bring me Nick’s chainsaw.


Evacuation?

Not if it means going to

A gymnasium.


Above the clamor,

Amy Chua’s kids must do

Violin practice.


“Storm strike with fury,”

Confucius say, “like dragon,

Or Mrs. Murdoch.”


After the tempest

Irksome Yalies ask: “What are

You working on now?”


“Hurricane Irene”:

Whoever named it needs a

Good Greek dictionary.


Connecticut code

Warns against use of candles.

But don’t they eat out?


If hurricanes were

Like Trumbles, their wrath would melt

Harmlessly away.


“Chipmunk!” I chortle,

“Have you some inkling of what’s

Coming down the pike?”


The book of crisis

Cuisine has no recipe

For blanquette de veau.


If the mighty oak

Blows down, why can’t it land

On a few squirrels?


A man’s house is his

Castle, except when high winds

Bugger up the roof.


Chipmunk! Your nest near

My grease trap suits you just fine,

So why jump ship now?


Could that be the sound

Of my chimney teetering

On the brink of coll…?

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